Asymmetric

I admit to having been apprehensive, but now that McCain's reached out to me, I can grab hold.

I like that he wants to talk to all Americans- however they want to distinguish themselves -unless they're totally repulsive like the KKK or Reverend Wright or William Ayers. La Raza is "The Race," but I don't think they take the implications of their name seriously. Half of them are probably married to non-Hispanics.

Anyways, he's checked off blacks, "hillbillies," conservatives, evangelicals, military. I'm not "pro" gay, but he should go there next and talk about his differences with their agenda. He could pick up a more flattering suit while he's at it. Hmmm, after that? How about gamers and role-players? We're pretty ignored (especially by girls). Well, until somebody needs technical support, that is.

-Hey guys! How about a quick game while we're waiting for McCain. I wonder what his healing policy is? I paid 50 gold pieces for a simple lay on hands. And, I need relief from the cost of prescription potions.

1 Iron Man (2008) $101M $104M
2 Made of Honor (2008) $15.5M $15.5M
3 Baby Mama (2008) $10.3M $32.3M
4 Forgetting Sarah Marshall (2008) $6.13M $44.8M
5 Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay (2008) $6.01M $25.3M
6 The Forbidden Kingdom (2008) $4.2M $45.1M
7 Nim's Island (2008) $2.75M $42.5M
8 Prom Night (2008) $2.5M $41.4M
9 21 (2008) $2.1M $79.1M
10 88 Minutes (2007) $1.6M $15.4M