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Obama Says China's Infrastructure Is vastly better than America's

08/21/08

Obama Says China's Infrastructure Is vastly better than America's

I have seen the future and...umm...errr...it works!

-Barack Obama

I dig that cube thing at the Olympics, but "vastly" better? Have they seen Amtrack? The big dig in Boston (just kidding)? If that's the case, however, we should start huge government programs to keep up with the Chinese. That's the only reason we have anything, you know- massive government programs.

According to Obama, it's not China's slave labor- it's their infrastructure that accounts for their success (What would China be like if they had adopted a free market system in 1949?). I think corporations would think America a better place to invest if the corporate tax were lower, frivolous lawsuits curtailed, regulation streamlined, and unions not pandered to. Oh wait! That's McCain!

Finally, do you notice the way Obama's eyes light up when he's criticizing the United States?

**update**

Obama continued:

"And their school system rocks. They have five year old girls that aren't only cute, but can belt out a tune. Their fireworks are way better, too. Not those cheap sparklers we have.

John Kennedy, the politician I most resemble- except for the tough foreign policy and tax cuts- once challenged America to go to the moon. Well, I'm challenging America right now: That by the end of the next decade, we'll put on an even more spectacular opening ceremony than the Chinese!"

Don't worry about the language problems in the following video. It has subtitles.

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4 comments

Comment from: Choocher [Visitor]
ChoocherObama's smooth, but he doesn't know eff-all about China. I've been here in Beijing, one of the two cities the govt. has really developed. They throw up buildings in record time that fall apart even faster.

As for the other 200 plus cities with more than a million people, you're lucky if you can throw a switch in a three star hotel without shorting out half the block.

Do not, repeat DO NOT, fear China. Oh yeah, and there are even more lazy doofus kids here that want to play video games all day, although they do get more stress from their parents.
08/21/08 @ 18:34
Comment from: Bob [Visitor]
BobChina is fricken better then America, even if you Americans think Chinese food is gross, or Chinese people are rude, its culture that seperates our opinion. America's youth are plunged into a media of sex, rape, murder, and alcohol, that just doesn't happen in China. China has a better school system, a growing economy, and nicer people. Its cultural differences that puts glasses on your face that make you see China negatively.
07/02/10 @ 02:22
Comment from: Liviana [Visitor] Email
LivianaHow about the dumps where you send babies, china?

Infanticide anybody?

Strong patriarchy?

Lack of charity and good will?

How about the racial fascism where pale skinned asians discriminate against the darker varierty?

It's communist?
07/30/10 @ 14:02
Comment from: Liviana [Visitor] Email
LivianaHow about the fact that China has high levels of serial killers killing children because China doesn't allow the distribution of medications for the mentally ill? It's happening all over china as I watch on china news and american news.

What's happening?

There's plenty of violence in china...

It's rather hypocritical of Obama...Japan just put out a game that revolves around the rape and murder of women.

o_o It's hard for me to allow propaganda to infest my life. It really is a problem of human cognition. We don't need to be communist or even socialist in order to look good....
07/30/10 @ 14:09

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