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I. Gov. Brian Schweitzer of Montana is a goofball. He reminds me of Tommy Boy.

Tommy Boy (Holy Schnike Edition)

II. 1. I can't help but think that the huge cheers for Hillary hurt Obama.

2. Party unity stuff, as if required. She didn't elaborate on why she supports Obama.

3. Can we stop these, "I won't forget the little girl with nine toes who said, 'Can you start a government program to help people with nine toes?'" statements.

I'd like one Democrat to say, "No, that would be too expensive. Why don't you do it yourself?"

4. OK. This is bad for Barack. She's reminiscing about her campaign- a lot.

5. Generic McCain/Obama attacks.

6. Were you in it for me or to help [list of pathetic Americans]?

7. I know you don't like Barack Obama, but he's the Democrat running this year (due to stupid primary rules).

8. Does the government "give" oil companies profits?

9. Finally, a Barack mention.

10. Defend the working people by... taxing their employers.

11. Just think of what America will be when we create millions of un-needed jobs and spend tax money on energy boondoggles?

12. Michelle will be a great first lady because she knows how to play down her bourgeois anti-Americanism.

13. Do people know what "equal pay" means?

14. If you think giving women the vote was a good idea, vote Democrat.

15. Can Americans "keep going" without government?

16. Oh, by the way, elect Barack Obama!

Benediction: I think it was a smart move having Asian pastors. Does God really care about "diversity?" Otherwise, pretty good.