Comrade Chad

The "progressives" at the Institute for Coexistence with Capitalist Oppressors just squatted and released a study unintentionally (I'll give them the benefit of the doubt-some of them are down with the program) undercounting BeeazleBush's victims. How could they be so wrong? It seems that they only counted people the family admitted to have died as a result of combat. Not only that; they only counted physical death, completely ignoring the death of the creativity, love, and with the butchering of Uday and Qusay by Amerikan stormtroopers, a certain whimsical gaiety that existed before BeeazleBush decided he needed to compensate for the National Guardspeople who didn't get a chance to laugh at him in the shower because he was AWOL.

Now, imagine the average Iraqi, scared to death of being raped by Americans, being asked about how many people died in their household. Of course she (now that the Americans discouraged husbands from staying home and helping their partners with the housework) is going to give you a lower number. The people at Lancet should have adjusted for the distrust and fear of the United States engendered by Bush in 2003.

In between classes, I came up with a much more accurate method for counting Bush' vitims. I even asked my people studies professor and he agreed my way would be much more likely to strike a blow for progress. What I did, in essence, is go through every blog with a social conscience, counting the number of physical deaths attributed to BeeazleBush and multipying that number by how much the blogger is right-on. Using these figures, I reached a total of 47,000,000 dead Iraqis. The lie machine we call the media is so beholden to car company advertisers who, in turn, are beholden to big-oil that power their cars, who themselves are beholden to Bush for eliminating previously endagered species residing on the Native-American burial sites containing most of AmeriKa's oil that they won't report that we've killed 1.5 times the population of Iraq-in Iraq alone. Of course, for consistency- and because I believe in fairness-I just counted deaths where the heart actually stopped and grudgingly ignored deaths caused by Bush's callous approach to healthcare.

And that's just Bush. What about the number of Iraqis murdered by KKKarl Rove and Dick Cheney? How many Iraqi children would be alive just from what we pay Helliburton to provide Christian death-rock in Iraqi reKreation/conscience numbness centers?