Comrade Chad

Nelson, you finally got your comeuppance. How does social justice feel? Stings, doesn't it? After working tirelessly to oppress the masses by advocating cuts in taxes, people of color got fed up with living in silence and took what your kind has denied them. Yes, Nelson, the kids who you like to see starve during school lunch, grow up - and they grow up mad.

Why should your wife enjoy portable music when there are people, many of whom are poeple of color, walking around with the same 1000 songs and listening to the man snicker as they walk past, "look at that pathetic man; I bet he still uses the stock earphones." I bet that man doesn't realize that the stock headphones suck so much that the man he mocks can hear his desprecio(that's a little Spanish I picked up amongst the oppressed people of Cancun during spring break), as if they couldn't sense it anyways. Just wait, man. Go pick the high-hanging fruit of kkkorporate Amerika; you'll get yours.

And the gap keeps getting wider. The People's Commision on Social Justice just released a report stating that while the top 1% enjoy average iPod capacities of 60GB and growing, the bottom 33% struggle to fit all of their music on 4GB or less. Some on the low-end still use discmans. It's even worse worldwide. Americans account for just 5% of the Earth's population, but take up 89% of its digital music storage. No flash memory, no peace.

**Don't be offended. Comrade Chad's not real. Any resemblance to real people is coincidental**