Comrade Chad

OK, I just finished my internship at the French Institute of Peace, and I'm back to teach people what I've learned.

As I hopped on that marvel of international cooperation, the Airbus, to teach the sheeple in Amerikkka how to live, people in my dorm were trying to figure out how, exactly, Karl Rove and the CIA, rigged the French election. It seems that they somehow repressed the social consciousness of the French people and replaced it with such wingnutty American ideas as competition.

Get this: The newly installed by Rove French president Nikkkola SarKKKozy is telling French youth that they may be fired from their jobs. Great, so now the life of millions of Frenchmen is dependent on the whim of some fat-cat businessman. SarKKKozy is essentially saying to French youth, "***k you, you have to work." Well, needless to say, my friends were mad as was I in solidarity with them. Gone are the days when they can serve the state by the important work of acting as a conscious for the country. It is this lack of recognition for those tasks considered "unproductive" that make me suspect foul play.

Not only is SarKKKozy anti-laborer, he's a racist. He thinks that immigrants are more prone to violence and criminality because statistics say so. He fails to examine how the French themselves drove them to such extremes. Wouldn't you commit crime if your adopted country saved you from a life of poverty and allowed you freedoms and subsidies you could only dream of in your former nation?

And what do they do? Burn a few symbols of industrial slavery like the automobile. I wouldn't be surprised in General Motors paid them to do that in order to sell more cars. The French should be thankful.

Anyways, the staff at Asymmetric said they'd let me raise your consciousness every once in a while.

**The views of Chad don't necessarily represent the views or opinions of Nelson or the Asymmetric staff**