Comrade Chad

Yes, thank you European slave masters for conquering North America and ravaging the land. As an "Indian" (my girlfriend is 1/4 Guatemalan), I'm indignant that the pale man has the echicuua (Quechua for chutzpah) to eat, this day, the same turkeys denied to the native nations of Tuwa ("America" in Hopi). We all know that the racists you call "pilgrims," who would have died without NT help, tricked the Indians with their white-dark magic, commercialism (NTs had no concept of ownership), fooling them into giving up their superior hunting and farming techniques.

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Cheer up comrades. Yes, it looks like Bush Corp. may be extinguishing the light of social justice Iraq (Chevron must have bribed gullible Iraqi Sheiks again), but there'll be more wars to lose. And, we'll be better prepared next time. I already have “we'll be getting into another Vietnam-like quagmire” macroed on my Mac and we can reuse the Abu Ghraib pictures. Even if Haliburton decides to deny indigenous Americans of their Empire-slaying Jedi Knight, Venezuelans, like Iraqis, are people of color. In fact, take away the suicide vest, and the guy in my “free Palestine” poster looks just like Santana.

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