Comrade Chad

Cheer up comrades. Yes, it looks like Bush Corp. may be extinguishing the light of social justice Iraq (Chevron must have bribed gullible Iraqi Sheiks again), but there'll be more wars to lose. And, we'll be better prepared next time. I already have “we'll be getting into another Vietnam-like quagmire” macroed on my Mac and we can reuse the Abu Ghraib pictures. Even if Haliburton decides to deny indigenous Americans of their Empire-slaying Jedi Knight, Venezuelans, like Iraqis, are people of color. In fact, take away the suicide vest, and the guy in my “free Palestine” poster looks just like Santana.

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If you're still feeling a little Bushy, spark up and remember the good old times when imperial helicopters fled for their lives ahead of the forces of liberation in 1975. Just thinking about it gives me gander pimples.