Funnimetric

1. T-shirts with a company logo. Imagine if every car were the same except for a huge "Toyota," "Ford," or "BMW" across the hood. That's what we have today with all of the Hollister, BeBe, Abercrombie, Ed Hardy, Aeropostale, Calvin Klein, etc. shirts and Coach, Louis Vuittan, Dooney and Bourke purses. The only genius these shirts display is the marketer's ability to have consumers pay for the company's advertising.

Wow, I never could have come up with that!

I think women's tops should either have a real design or just be plain.

At least somebody had to design something.

2. What I said above goes double for logos on the butt, and you can add on some tackiness, to boot.

Can you come here? I forgot my glasses.

3. Tasteless Ts. It's bad enough when guys wear offensive t-shirts, whether it's political like "Buck Fush" or sexual, like any number of things (just do a search). It's downright unladylike for women.

In order for society to function at a level of high harmony, it's best that people to wear positive things in public. I thought it a positive trend, relatively, when girls at my school started wearing "I love my boyfriend" shirts.

A nice sentiment, at least.

Sports, games (I've seen Bingo shirts. Apparently, there's such a thing as "Bingo fashion"), nature; the pro-Obama shirts are fine, but not the Joker-Obama hybrid ones.

Go Angels

4. Low-rise jeans. In certain instances, they can be "effective," but two issues "arise." First, about 40% of the low-rise jeans I see should not be around the women they are. There may come a day when legislation catches up to fashion, and the government issues licenses for low-rise jeans, but I don't see a grass roots movement for that today and it's up to individual women, therefore, to self-police.

Second, and I know I'm ruining it for some of you guys, but low-rise jeans can cross the line between wholesomely sexy (noticing a woman's beauty) and prurient/slutty (practically forcing men to imagine marital acts). It's a fine line, but one that exists. I mean, what's the point of showing butt-cleavage, ladies?

Crossing the sexy/slutty divide.