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In a stunning departure from humor-blog form, Asymmetric will not make a joke about American Idol former contestant Sanjaya. The head of Asymmetric, Nelson, explained that it's Asymmetric policy to only employ humor that requires some kind of effort. "Sanjaya is a funny name. Sanjaya has funny hair. I could just put up a picture of Sanjaya with something inane like 'I may have lost, but I have gathered enough knowledge of your planet to subjugate all of humanity,' but that would be cheap and pathetic.

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