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Harry Reid promised to watch the Red Sox until May, but that he'll be switching allegiance to New York in June.

"Yes, Boston is in first place so far, but it's clear that Terry Francona has no plan for dealing with Alex Rodriguez. If you've seen some of his home runs, you'd realize that Boston has no hope. They've already spent millions on free-agents, game programs, and stadium janitors; let's not waste a penny more. I would like to emphasize, however, that although I no longer think they have a chance at a pennant, I still support the brave Boston players."

Reid also commented that by being in first place, Boston is just making the Yankees more determined to win. "Every time Boston wins, it just makes more Yankees fans."

Many Boston residents agree. John O'Hara reacted by saying, "The only reason we have a baseball team is to enrich the peanut farmers, T-shirt hawkers, and rich baseball players. Let's take all of that money and fund libraries"

Wally the Green monster offends many baseball fans across the country.