Funnimetric

Rosie: You WERE my friend and you were going to be my BFF, but now I'm not so sure.

Hasselback: That's so not fair. You know that I'm there for you. Who wanted to lend you a sweater for when that hottie cameraman came over.

Rosie: You just did that to say that you were skinnier than me.

Hasselback: Oh-my-God. That's so not what I meant. I'm your friend.

Rosie: WAS my friend. I found another friend.

Hasselback: An who is this friend?

Rosie: Jane from makeup. She LISTENS and isn't a backstabber.

Hasselback: You wouldn't say that if you heard what she said yesterday.

Rosie: Hmm. And what did she say yesterday.

Hasselback: She said that you were a phony and that you made up the whole story about the cameraman.

Rosie: Really, that Bia***

Hasselback: What do you have to say now?

Rosie: I'm sorry.

Hasselback: That's OK. BFF?

Rosie: No, BFFF.

[crying and hugs XOXOXOXOXOXO]