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Photography experts say that have conclusive proof that the widely seen image is not, in fact, that of a giant hog, but of a boy posing next to an oblivious Michael Moore.

When confronted, the boy explained that he and a friend were hiking when they decided to take a shortcut across the exclusive Alabama golf resort, Piney Hills. "They usually don't let my kind walk around here so I was doing some sneaking when I ran into this big fella ten toes up and sleeping like a baby. I had my buddy take out the camera his ma gave him and take a picture. We didn't mean no harm."

Suspicion was first raised among forensic photographers when a computer enhancement revealed that the alleged hog had a baseball cap around the side of his head. "We were pretty convinced at first until we got to the top. We said, "hey! hogs don't wear caps." The photographers went on to explain that they didn't discover the hoax sooner because the cap was partially hidden by a ham sandwich.

Michael Moore, the filmmaker behind the Oscar winning film Fahrenheit 9/11, was furious and threatened to sue the boy's family for "everything they have, if anything. I expect to come here and get a little privacy. God knows I pay enough."

Michael Moore's latest film is "Sicko." It continues the Bizarromentary genre invented by German legend Leni Riefenstahl in the 1930s. The aim of a bizarromentary is to show how a documentary would look in the Truth-inverted Bizarro World, itself a creation of D.C. comic book pioneers Jerry Siegel and Canadian artist Joe Shuster for the Superman comic book series.

If I see that kid again, my security will do to him what Chaney's been doing to the US for eight years, F*** him up. Boarzilla my a**