Funnimetric

On Friday, scientists released a study that they say conclusively shows that in each measure of human performance or quality, most people fall somewhere in the middle ranges when compared to their peers. According to scientists, an aggregation of the data conclusively proves, therefore, that most people are mediocre.

Details include:

1. Most children are of average intelligence and talent. Teachers regularly tell parents that 70% of their students “bright” and 90% “talented.”

2. Most people are average-looking despite the fact that people consider both themselves and the majority of their friends to be “really cute” or “handsome.”

3. Athletes tend not to be as “articulate” as the rest of society.

4. Most people thought of as “very nice” are really just “nice.”

5. Only 13% of babies are “beautiful” with the majority being, again, average.*

According to scientists Joe Fulano isn't the "great guy" his friends think he is, but just a "good guy."

*Yes, I know all babies are beautiful in a cosmic, God-creation, kind of way, but you have to admit, just looks-wise, that we have a lot of variation.