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ACLU lawyer Bernard Fulton today announced a lawsuit against the American Kennel Society on behalf of Afghan Hounds for being ranked lowest on the dog intelligence scale.

"We feel these tests are invalid as many of the questions are clearly biased towards German Shepherds and other European breeds. Afghan Hounds have been systematically discriminated against because of these tests and we feel our clients deserve redress."

When asked about the suit, Prince, president of the Afghan Hound Justice Coalition for Justice, commented, "This is wrong. Besides were much smarter than Bassett Hounds. Those are some dumb dogs, let me tell ya. Once..." before being cut off from Mr. Fulton.