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Waffle House to undergo major changes
06/24/07
Big changes are in store for the more than 1,470 Waffle House restaurants.
"After extensive consumer research we, the executive staff of the Waffle House chain of family-friendly restaurants (and Ned), are fixin' to change our restaurant theme color from a Urine-Yellow to a Urine-Green," blared president Jim "Cooter" Fules over the loudspeaker.
Other decisions include the acceptance of Yankee money and mandatory hand washing for employees who handle the Waffle House mascot, Blue.











