Funnimetric

Asymmetric is aware that the internet has become, in many ways, a dangerous place both for content providers as well as those partaking of the web's diverse offerings. The protection of Asymmetric's integrity and commitment to the privacy of Asymmetric's many readers has prompted the Asymmetric staff to develop new, stricter security measures. The first product of Asymmetric's increased concern for security is a new image verification system or CAPTCHA. Please adhere to the following procedure when registering on Asymmetric:

You will be presented with the following image:

As soon as your screen is illuminated with a shard of pure kryptonite bathed in the former planet Krypton's red sun,* a simple physics equation will appear. Below is an example. Because of some complaints during beta testing, we start the solution for you:

Solve the problem. Choose a user name and password. Avoid easy to guess passwords such as birthdays, anniversaries, or repeated symbols. The password must contain three numbers, two wingdings, two words form the introductory paragraph of the Klingon epic poem ejDo DIvI'may'Duj, and a sentence explaining how you came to understand Klingon in the first place. Write down and keep in a safe place. When logging in, you will enter this password after the retinal scan.

That's it. Enjoy Asymmetric and the peace of mind that comes with knowing you're somewhere safe.

*The ancient Incan Ruby of the Jackal will do.