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Concerned about the possible extinction of black men, Edwards promised that if he were elected, he'd set aside 50,000 acres in Montana to establish a black man preserve.

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We'd set land aside where black men can run around and be black without fear. Future generations will be able to enjoy black men in all of their pristine blackness. It worked for the elephant; they're numbers have grown tremendously over the last few years.

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When asked about details, Edwards responded:

We'd have experts flown in every once in a while to make sure they're doing OK, teach them survival skills- stuff like that. It won't be all fun and games, however. They'd have to behave and learn to get along. I will personally speak to them every month to offer encouragement. We can afford this program if we take back the money Bush gave away to the filthy rich in tax reductions,

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