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America's top model cycle 9

An independent accounting firm verified the existence of a strait male viewer of top rated CW show America's Next Top Model (ANTM), a reality TV show hosted by Tyra Banks in which amateur women compete for a professional modeling contract.

The show's producers found the bedridden Jeffrey Palmer in Kaiser hospital in Bellflower, California. Asymmetric had a chance to interview Mr. Palmer:

Follow up:

Well, I came in for a gall bladder operation. I had to stay a couple of days because I got some sort of infection or something. I settled down to watch some TV. Right after I turned the darn thing on, the remote fell under the bed. I don't know if you've ever had gall bladder surgery, but, trust me, you don't want to be reaching underneath the bed. So, I looked up and there were these two ugly chicks dressed like space aliens or something arguing about who was prettier. I thought that was about the most hilarious thing so I stopped pressing the nurse button (they never hear it anyways).

I cover my eyes during the commercials on account of me being a little shy, but, other than that, it's OK. I might keep watching it. Heck, I might even tell my friends down at the AAMCO where I work.

Does Mr. Palmer have a favorite?

I don't know about you, but I'm rooting for Heather. That Lisa is a big "b" if you know what I mean; I can't figure out Jenah's problem (attitude, I guess); and I can't even pronounce the other girls' names.

Producers of the show gave Mr. Palmer a color glossy of the girls, a gift certificate to Bed, Bath, and Beyond, and a year's supply of Proctor and Gamble "freshness wipes."

"They come in handy in a hospital."