Funnimetric

In preparation for the next Town Hall meeting in the highly contested state of Iowa, Hillary Clinton today held tryouts for prospective questioners. A copy of the ad read:

Follow up:

Wanted: actors for Town Hall style political meeting. Questioners must possess "plain folks" looks. Ability to look pathetic and/or angry a plus. Physical disabilities welcome. Campaign will provide questions and continental breakfast. Those selected will receive preference for jobs at U.S. travel office.

Hillary Clinton personally rehearsed applicants, screaming, at one point: "I don't care if you have to pull every hair out of your nose, you will cry, dammit!"

Clinton chose these lucky actors to ask questions on stem-cell research.

Out of work actors practice indignation at the privatization of social security.

Picked for spontaneous song in tribute to Hillary's devotion to children.