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America's television industry resumed production today despite a Writer's Guild of America (WGA) strike. To reassure the public that their favorite TV shows won't suffer from a drop in quality, television executives leaked popular programs' plot details:

1. C.S.I. Miami: Lt. Horatio Caine finds a bloodied glass slipper in a friend's couch. On a hunch, he goes to the city morgue to try the slipper on various cadavers. (caution: spoiler ahead) The shoe fits, implicating the friend in the murder.

Follow up:

C.S.I. Miami - The Complete Seasons 1-4

2. Law and Order: Special Traffic Unit: Det. Nina Cassady successfully convicts a man of "hit and run" after she discovers that the defendant's car is still attached to the victims' rear bumper.

Law and Order: Special Victims Unit - The Fourth Year

3. Grey's Anatomy: Several patients die at Seattle Grace Hospital when George O'Malley challenges the rest of the staff to live by "exact words."

Grey's Anatomy Season 1-2

4. Heroes: A new hero joins the cast. A scientist bit by a radioactive Armadillidium acquires its strength (proportional) and special abilities. Most of the episode finds Roly Poly Man trying to build a nice, moist lair under a rock.

Heroes - Season 1 [HD DVD]

5. Bionic Woman: Jamie Sommers spends one episode in line at Fry's trying to return her right leg.

The Bionic Woman Vol.1 - (3 Episodes)

6. Florence Henderson makes a guest appearance as an exasperatingly eccentric mother who turns one of the girls' life upside down. Gabriela shocks uptight Wisteria Lane with her short skirts and brazen attitude.

Desperate Housewives - The Complete Third Season

7. Lost: Two Russian Cosmonauts land on the island. The castaways hope it will lead to a rescue. For once Hugo "Hurley" Reyes does something right when he switches water for Vodka-but in the end he still messes things up as usual.

Lost - The Complete Third Season

8: Two and a Half Men: No change.

Two and a Half Men: The Complete 1st and 2nd Seasons