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Asked if she has anybody in mind, Paris declined to mention names, but said she found ethnic bloggers especially sexy, "Something about a man hanging around the house all day in his Pajamas doing all those Google searches is so hot."

To my loyal fans:
I won't be updating Asymmetric blog for a couple of days.*

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LOS ANGELES — Post-pokey Paris Hilton is undoubtedly looking better these days, having shed her extensions and sporting panties as she parties.

Now, the heiress-turned-music-maker is ready to enter the next phase of her not-so "Simple Life" and have a baby — at least within the next two years.

"Seeing Nicole [Richie] just makes me want to be a mom," she told Pop Tarts at Tuesday night's "Share the Passion" party celebrating the one-year anniversary of Nissan Live Sets on Yahoo! Music.

"I’m like, 'Oh, my God, I need a baby now' because I want our kids to be able to play together like we did when we were 2 years old,

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