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To everybody emailing me about Angelina Jolie's email address

12/30/07

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Trust me, you don't want to see that glare up close.

I recently received the following email:

Please can you tell me how to make personal e-mail contact with Angelina Jolie because that is my only wish for new year.
Hope to hear good news from you. Happy new year.
Best regards
Jovan B*****
Serbia, Belgrade

To prevent further emails soliciting the same information, I've decided to respond publicly:

Jovan,

Thanks for visiting Asymmetric and I hope things are well in Serbia. Unfortunately, Angelina and I have had something of a falling-out and I don't feel it would be right to give out her personal email while were repairing this unfortunate rift.

I admit the whole thing was my fault. During a dinner party with some of our closest friends, I, as I'm wont to do, began teasing some of the guests. Unfortunately, I fear that I broached some subjects that I shouldn't have. Everybody has their sensitive points, I guess. Here's some hints if you aspire to "it" boy status:

1. Don't mention Angelina's mole on her neck. Also don't say, "Wow, I can hardly notice that Billy Bob Thornton tattoo. That cream really must work."

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2. Don't enter the bathroom of a Hollywood party without knocking.

3. Don't ever ever ever say you think Al Gore is wrong about global warming.

4. Don't ask Angie...sorry, Angelina to do one of her accents and then ask, "Which one was that?"

Thanks. I'll let you know when I get on her good side again.

Nelson

Asymmetric

By nguirado ( Email ), 11:23:46 am, 269 words
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27 comments

Comment from: katarinam [Visitor] Email
please give me any e-mail adress from Angelina Jolie I'm her big fun.
01/08/08 @ 12:20
Comment from: sheedeh [Visitor]
hi

i need emaill address anjelina jolie please send me

thank you
02/14/08 @ 11:03
Comment from: Andre Morone De Oliveira Sousa [Visitor]
Hey Body you that Think to know everyone!! i am from São Paulo Brazil and really love angelina's movies and all the work she does!! for sure her is the must influent women in the world i received an email this week talking about Angie and i tought a good way to retribute all she does for the humanity was to sent it for her but i cant find a way!! it's all in portuguese but i think is worthed and if she needs a translator i'll be more than glady!! so if you some howhas contact with her i would like to send this litle homenage to her!!
03/25/08 @ 07:59
Comment from: Andre Morone De Oliveira Sousa [Visitor]
If someone knows how to get in contact with her or even her stuff let me know andremorone@hotmail.com
03/25/08 @ 08:00
Comment from: ubaid mahya [Visitor] · http://www.empowering-youth.net
I need to invite angelina jolie>>>>please can u send me the correct email address of Angelina Jolie...


Thanks

Regards

Ubaid Mahya

04/07/08 @ 14:04
Comment from: vishaal [Visitor]
hey i don't want any email address but pls give my message to Angelina Jolie that she is one of the respected mom in world and unforgettably beauty in world by here fan vishaal
05/28/08 @ 01:30
Comment from: nastya [Visitor]
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Need Help to Siberian Children's home!

Requisites:

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We will happy for any material help! Thanks you!
05/29/08 @ 01:55
Comment from: Miranda [Visitor]
if you could please give me angelinas email address that would be awesome. she is my idle and i would really like to let her know that myself. i really look up to her and all that she does.
06/04/08 @ 07:53
Comment from: didier [Visitor] Email
i love you so much ANGELINA
06/11/08 @ 22:49
Comment from: migel2221 [Visitor]
Ja som zo Slovenska a preto velmi dobre nerozumiem po anglicky...SIce sa po anglicky ucim ale teraz ju budem mat len 2. rok .. velmi mam rad Angelinu,pretoze ona je velmi pekna...Viem ze mi asi neodpise,lebo mi nerozumie..Ale aj tak budem rad,ze si aspon toto precitas =)
07/01/08 @ 00:40
Comment from: doreen [Visitor]
Hello

please tell angeline to help me financially
Iam an african with two children who lost their
father long time ago. I need her to sponsor them
for school doreen mwape im crying as im writing
tell her to help me even by sending us some money for
07/01/08 @ 03:45
Comment from: lucky [Visitor]
I am fan of you
07/06/08 @ 21:54
Comment from: anand [Visitor] Email
i want ajolley mail id.......... from india.....
07/08/08 @ 08:52
Comment from: anand [Visitor]
i want ajolley mail id.......... from india.....
07/08/08 @ 08:53
Comment from: zarth zok [Visitor]
went to court got out thanks alot i mailed you also never heard back from you. um thanks for the help its ganna rain here in orlando florida for a long time.
07/08/08 @ 10:55
Comment from: david karki [Visitor] Email
i m big fan of angelina jolie .please send me email id of angjelina jolie
09/07/08 @ 19:32
Comment from: nabeela umar [Visitor]
hi,
i m nabeela,i am a student and studying in eight
class in garrision school lahore. i want to talk
u about ur organization of education for children
.plz plz plz give me ur personal email address because i want to take ur guideline so plz give
me ur email address.i will be very thankful to
u for this .i hope taht u will not make me feel sorrow and send me ur email address on my email address.thankyou
09/16/08 @ 08:47
Comment from: nabeela umar [Visitor]

i m nabeela,i am a student and studying in eight
class in garrision school lahore. i want to talk
u about ur organization of education for children
.plz plz plz give me ur personal email address because i want to take ur guideline so plz give
me ur email address.i will be very thankful to
u for this .i hope taht u will not make me feel sorrow and send me ur email address on my email address.thankyou
09/16/08 @ 08:47
09/20/08 @ 07:17
Comment from: nabeela umar [Visitor]


i m nabeela,i am a student and studying in eight
class in garrision school lahore. i want to talk
u about ur organization of education for children
.plz plz plz give me ur personal email address because i want to take ur guideline so plz give
me ur email address.i will be very thankful to
u for this .i hope taht u will not make me feel sorrow and send me ur email address on my email address.thankyou
09/22/08 @ 02:43
Comment from: CANDELARIA [Visitor] Email
HI!... Please please please!!!.. Give our personal E-mail address!... I'am your fan!... I'am from Argentina, so I don't speack so much English!... I'am your fan number one!... please give me ypour e-mail address ANGELINA JOLIE!!... I wanna be an actress!.. Well, I hope you give me the e-mail address!... bye!.. I love this Web Sitie!.. BYE!!
09/29/08 @ 15:03
Comment from: CANDELARIA [Visitor] Email
HI!... Please please please!!!.. Give our personal E-mail address!... I'am your fan!... I'am from Argentina, so I don't speack so much English!... I'am your fan number one!... please give me ypour e-mail address ANGELINA JOLIE!!... I wanna be an actress!.. Well, I hope you give me the e-mail address!... bye!.. I love this Web Sitie!.. BYE!!
09/29/08 @ 15:05
Comment from: Moi [Visitor] Email
Hi,

sometimes when you see a person you would like to know them better and you get a feelig it would click between you and the other person (not necessary a love thing it's more often a special bond 'friendship' thing), it doesn't happen often to me. I also have that feeling with Angelina Jolie.

I'm curious how she's like with close friends and such things, what are the things that she's interested in.
She's a interesting person that i would like to know, but I don't think that would ever happen. That's a reason why i'm posting this, just to let the people here read it and maybe faith or something else would let this reach Angelina Jolie and make here curious as well.

Let feelings guide you (most of the times ;-) )

PS 'Moi' is not my real name
09/29/08 @ 15:32
Comment from: MOI NAIROBI KENYA [Visitor]
I admire you Angelina and more so your work with UNICEF and frequent visit o Kenya. Kindly send me your email address on my email and lets get to share some few things about life here in the jungle, the wild beasts, the zebras, and more so some acquittance's to your busy schedule. probably it is something you may consider interesting and want to be a part of. congratulations on your july 18 2008 girl and boy. what of another African bush child! bush child? thing about it.
09/30/08 @ 00:04
Comment from: bria [Visitor] · http://angelina.com
i need angelina jolies address
11/23/08 @ 07:58
Comment from: bria [Visitor] Email · http://angelina.com
angelina jolie you are my favorite actress ever your also my first actress ive ever like to watch on tv and all ur kids are so cute and and it would be an honor to me if u came to michigan
11/23/08 @ 08:03
Comment from: bria [Visitor] · http://angelina.com
angelina my only wish is to meet u or to have ur email addres
11/23/08 @ 08:09
Comment from: bria [Visitor] · http://angelina.com
pleas send my an email at bmonay@comcoast.net pleas send me its my wish my dream my hope
11/23/08 @ 08:17

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