Funnimetric

Eskimos have decided to add another word for "snow" to their Intuit vocabulary. The new word, Natkanqan yilah, encompasses several types of snow, and adds, for the first time, a color. Roughly translated, the new word means "Formerly white, now yellow, course snow from a mid-winter storm that I planned to use as the base of my sculpture, but that's now unusable because it was peed on by that nasty kid next door who won't stay off my lawn because his mother, a massively-boned, alcoholic slut, and his father, an indolent, itinerant seal groomer, won't teach him any better."

Natkangan yilah often steams upon creation.