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Yeah! Congress passed a stimulus package. That means big bucks. What to do? Paying off debt would be the responsible thing to do, so I guess that's out of the question.

Some of the other things you can do to stimulate the economy:

1. Contract Chinese slave-labor WoW farm to buff up your World of Warcraft character.

World Of Warcraft Burning Crusade Collector's Edition

2. Hire escort. Create massive envy at next Gencon by being the only guy with a date (Shoot for an eight so that you have enough for the costume.).

3. Cubic zirconia D and D dice.

Polyhedral 7-Die Frosted Dice Set - Clear with White

4. Buy the last three songs you don't own of any genre.

Rare Broadcasts: 1960-1961

Follow up:

5. a. Max out RAM. b. Buy them heat sinks.

OCZ 2 GB DDR2 PC2-6400 Platinum Revision 2 Dual Channel

6. a. Buy Crysis to have an excuse to upgrade computer (except for the RAM which is already maxed out). b. Upgrade computer.

Crysis Collector's Edition

7. Take a week off from work to catalog Magic (the gathering) cards.

Magic The Gathering TCG 10th Edition Core Set Fat Pack

8. Convert Conan the Barbarian collection to Blu-Ray.

Conan the Barbarian - Collector's Edition

9. New comic book covers!

Ultra-PRO® Comic Bags Current/Modern Size

10. Contribute to Gary Gygax presidential campaign.

A D20 on every kitchen table.