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John McCain arrested for eye-poking- blames media
02/13/08
Police detained John McCain after several prominent conservatives, including Rush Limbaugh and Laura Ingraham, accused him of assault with a deadly digit or, as they put it, "poking us in the eye, time and time again."
In a press conference, McCain admitted to the pokings and said that the uncontrollable urge to poke eyes developed in early adolescence when he was addicted to short film. Among his favorite film in the genre was the Three Stooges, a popular comedy series from the thirties and forties in which one of the three "stooges," Moe, often poked his companions', Curly and Larry (and, sometimes, Shemp), eyes with his finger.
"Friends, I consider it a disease- one I don't wish upon anybody. Although I realize that I will never fully rid myself from digitada, acknowledging that I have a problem is the first step towards recovery. I apologize to those I've hurt.
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Very cute. You say that we're damaging McCain at the same time you continue to attack us. Hey whatever floats your boat. What are your plans for when Obama becomes the Commissar in Chief because we nominated a guy whose ambition 7 years ago was to be a Democrat? 
Just a joke. You know I love you guys, Henry. 
I'd rather be poked in the eye than that other place the Dems want to poke me...8~( 
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