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New Emperor club ratings are in: Maya at the top of her craft
03/11/08
The Emperor club announced its new diamond ratings for the 2008 prostitution season and, once again, Maya wins. Not only did Maya keep her title, officials awarded her an unprecedented sixth diamond.
Commentator Eliot Spitzer:
"What can I say? She's the best! It's not just her natural gifts either. The girl works hard in the off-season- lifting weights, reading up in case a conversation is called for. Truly the Michael Jordan of hos."
Most of the girls expressed admiration for Maya, citing her as an inspiration. In other developments, Skyler dropped down one diamond after she embarrassingly spit milk through her nose during dinner with client number seven.
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