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Graphical representation of Obama cell phone.

Supporters were shocked to find that Obama left his grandmother off of his list of T-Mobile MyFaves or his "First Five." Commentators suggest that her reaction to a "aggressive" black pan handler made her too controvertial.

Making the list is:

1. William Ayers, unrepentant terrorist, casual dresser, dorm bull-session star, and Obama fundraiser. Obama intentionally mis-spelled his name with a "z" at the end because Obama said it was "more gangsta- pimpin' like Jay."

2. Reverend Jeremiah Wright ("Uncle J"), science ethicist, America judger, singer, contextualist.

3. Tony Rezco, helping hand, real estate guru, fashion plate, corruption monger.

4. Ted Kennedy (TWG or "Typical white guy"), party animal, anti-hero, more conservative senator than Barack Obama.

5. David Emerson, Canadian trade minister.

Another famous T-Mobile customer: Charles Barkley.

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