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Obama: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, what's up?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: What's up?

Obama: Well, just wanted to see if we could meet, you know, uuuuuh, work things out.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Picture first.

Obama: Sure. (Somebody speaks to him) What's with the bunny ears, Mr. Ahmadinejad?

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: Sorry. it was just a joke. (Aside) We got it?

Obama: OK, as you know, we think you might be building a nuclear weapon and you say you want to destroy Israel. You can see how people are worried, uuuuh, yes?

Mahmoud: That's a lie. Well, I mean we're building a nuclear bomb, but we're not going to bomb Israel- not that they don't deserve it, the stinking corpses.

Obama: Hey, hey! uuuuhhh, stop right there!

Mahmoud: What, the truth about Israel bothers you?

Obama: No. Would you please stop with the bunny ears!

Mahmoud: Of course. Well, we're building the bomb.

Obama: Nothing I can say, huh?

Mahmoud: No.

Obama: OK, but no Israel talk.

Mahmoud: OK. We promise. No more Israel talk.

Obama: Yes! I can't wait to tell Michelle! Say, tell me about that 12th Imam thing.

Mahmoud: Really?

Obama: Yeah, I like that old time, crazy religion. Besides, I need a new mentor.

Mahmoud: OK. If you let me copy your Jay-Z CD. Well, it started...