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First, they came for the spelling. I had spell check so I said nothing. Then, they came for the semicolons...

The American Free Press uncovered a Bilderberg plot to suppress the practice of correct grammar. Victims of the conspiracy report below:

Bilderberg Announces 2008 Conference

(Bilderberg has become difficult to conceal from the public. Below is a press release from Bilderberg admitting to this year’s meeting in Virginia. Exclusive AFP photos follow this release.)

Business Wire News Releases
Published: 06/05/08 08:10 PM EDT
Released By:
American Friends of Bilderberg

The 56th Bilderberg Meeting will be held in Chantilly, Virginia, USA 5 – 8 June 2008. The Conference will deal mainly with a nuclear free world, cyber terrorism, Africa, Russia, finance, protectionism, US-EU relations, Afghanistan and Pakistan, Islam and Iran.. Approximately 140 participants will attend, of whom about two-thirds come from Europe and the balance from North America. About one-third is from government and politics, and two-thirds are from finance, industry, labor, education and communications. The meeting is private in order to encourage frank and open discussion.

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