Funnimetric

In an interview with Asymmetric, Alex Rodriquez, New York Yankees star admitted to having had an affair with Madonna:

"Yes, it's true, I had an affair with Madonna, but I felt it was only way I could get over my relationship with Margaret Thatcher. Maggie really hurt me, and you know how it is off the rebound. Everything was perfect too, except I found out that Madonna wasn't really British and that kind of ruined it."

I forget which one is which, but I think Madonna's the one on top.