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NAACP condemns Tiger Woods for racism

02/02/09

At a news conference today, NAACP president Benjamin Todd Jealous lashed out against Tiger Woods for revelations that Tiger Woods was managing multiple extramarital affairs at the time of his car accident last week.

"Tiger Woods has been a disgrace. A whole parade of women and not one sister. I mean, put all of those hos' behinds together and you barely have one decent booty. The NAACP calls on Tiger Woods to choose an African-American as his next mistress or we will take action."

Asked to elaborate, Jealous said, "We will call on every black man in America to boycott golf. When ratings plunge, we'll see how loud Tiger roars."

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Immediately after the press conference Obama offered to personally mediate the dispute:

"The days of the old divisions are over. This is a huge challenge, but one on which people of good will can find common ground. Maybe we can set Tiger up with Halle Berry. Whatever, but the time has come for action."

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By nguirado ( Email ), 06:48:37 pm, 164 words
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Comment from: Slade Shaw [Visitor]
Boy!!! Talk about racism. I am so sick of the NAACP and their crying. What in the hell is Obama doing in the middle of this dispute? I can think of better things for him to worry about.
12/10/09 @ 11:47
Comment from: SMITH [Visitor]
YOUR SATIRE FALLS FLAT.TIGER WOODS SAID HE'S CAUBLINASIAN OR SOMETHING.I DON'T EVEN HEAR BLACK PEOPLE TRYING TO CLAIM HIM.WE STARTED THE ONE DROP RULE ANYWAY BUT TG CHEATED AS A MAN...RACE IS IMMATERIAL.DON'T SEE WHAT THE NAACP HAS TO DO WITH IT.STOP PROJECTING YOUR OWN PREJUDICES COS SOME BLACK BLOGGER MADE A COMMENT TO THE A.P.
01/06/10 @ 08:25
Comment from: online sports [Visitor] Email · http://www.Dozensports.com
Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gatorade, Tag Heuer and AT&T. Next stop Nike? Online sports bloggers on www.dozensports.com are still supporting Tiger. Some say his new motto should be 'Just do me'. The only thing that can save him now is a tearful appearance on Oprah.
01/23/10 @ 02:32

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