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Asymmetric bravely presents the most beautiful girls from each race
02/26/09
**update**
Our esteemed Attorney General called all of us out last week. Ok, Mr. Eric Holder, I accept your challenge- I'm no coward. I will bravely stride across the minefield that is race conversation and bring to my readers the most gorgeous women, by race. You can listen to Eric Burdon and War's great paean to Benettonism, "Spill the Wine," as you browse.
Rules:
Since Eric Holder specified "race in America," all of the women on the list have to be apple pie-eating, girl-next-door, bona fide Yanks. I realize that I can pick Rae Dawn Chong and be done with it, but I'm not that lazy. Also, the "Raquel Welsh rule" is in effect (no "in her day" provisos).
The most beautiful Armenian woman in America is Kim Kardashian.
Follow up:
Keeping Up with the Kardashians: Season 1
The loveliest Asian woman is Kelley Hu. Plus, she supports the troops! How American is that?
There's been a change! Kelly Hu has been usurped as hottest Asian girl by Jamie Chung, late of Dragon Ball Evolution.
The Scorpion King Warrior Pack
Most beautiful white woman? This one's easy, Megan Fox.
Transformers (Two-Disc Special Edition)
In second is the girl from the Carl's Jr. "Steak- Going Out" commercial, Tamara Brown.
My Heart is an Open Book by Jr. Carl Drude
Most beautiful Hispanic woman. I'm going to go with my wife here. Since I don't have picture of her handy, however, I'll put up the runner up. Let's see. Does Salma Hayek have her citizenship papers yet? Eva Mendes is a good choice, but I don't want people to think I picked her just because she's Cuban. Jessica Alba it is!
Dark Angel - The Complete Series
Prettiest black woman is Beyonce (does anybody know what key combination I need to press for an accented "e?").
This video is the closest thing to a real heterosexuality test I can think of. Ladies, play this for your husband or boyfriend instead of giving him this quiz. He can't fake this one.
The Beyoncé Experience - Live!
Fairest Native American:
I'm going to have to cheat here. I'm not familiar with Indigenous-American beauty. I apologize for my ignorance. I'll do some research and get back to you. My choice today is Mizuo Peck, who played Sacajawea in Night at the Museum. She's half Japanese and half white.
Night at the Museum (Widescreen Edition)
Indian-American food show host and model, Padma Lakshmi, wins amongst those hailing from the subcontinent. Stop yelling! I know, I know, Aishwarya Rai. Remember, they have to be American.
OK, here you go. Totally unofficial:
Tangy Tart Hot and Sweet: A World of Recipes for Every Day by Padma Lakshmi
Comeliest Arab-American. Yasmine Bleeth's cocaine arrest knocks her out of the competition. I'm tempted to go with 24's Marisol Nichols, who played Nadia Yassir on 24, or even Salma Hayek again, but I don't want to cheat twice. Shannon Elizabeth is in American Pie.
American Pie 3 Movie Pie Pack: The Franchise Collection (Unrated)
That's all of the races I can think of. Let me know if I missed one.
Bonus pic of Ms. Rai, just because:
3 comments
Wow, you have great taste. They are all beautiful. My sisters are quite beautiful (they stole the genes), but I do not put their pics on the web. Sorry. ;)About the races you forgot: Italian, Greek, Spanish, French, English, German, Polish, Russian, Czeck Republic, Persian (they are not Arabic), Columbian, Brazilian, Icelanic, Australian, Korean, Vietnemese, Inian (from the continent), and I'm sure there's more but I do not want to overdue it. Have a great day.
i agree with everyone except megan fox. just nas-tay. you can even see her mustash that was shaved off in that photo. at least wax that shit 
I am a big fan of megan fox and aishwarya rai! Just love them a lot!! 
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