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The California Supreme Court reached a compromise on same-sex marriage today, deciding to allow lesbians, but not male gay couples to marry.

The majority opinion was given by Chief Justice Ronald George summarized the majority position:

Chicks dig weddings. They like to pick the food, invites etc; make the guest list; get all gussied up. It would be hard for us to not give that to them. Lesbian relationships might actually be stronger, as they'd be able to avoid common pitfalls like one spouse leaving the toilet seat up.

Associate Justice Joyce Kennard dissented, anticipating problems:

Yes, we all like weddings, but what about Christmas time? Who's going to assemble the bikes for the kids?