Funnimetric

The McRib is back! Who says that consumer action doesn't work? Friends, after a year of writing letters, picketing McD's headquarters, and the human chains; we finally brought Goliath to his knees (I think the hunger strike really pushed them over the edge). The man has relented and given the people culinary justice.

I guess I can finally eat my "in case of emergency" McRib, frozen and vacuum sealed.

For those of you unfamiliar with this delicacy, the McRib is to pork what nuggets are to chicken and the Filet-o-fish is to seafood: a product that- while using it as a reference and building block- improves upon nature.

Visual learners:

Chomp! Indeed.

**disclaimer**

Check with your doctor before eating. Asymmetric is not responsible for either physical damage or life-dulling bliss.

Don't eat while driving.