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More emails from the violated CRU (Climate Research Unit) server have been released by Russian hackers. The details on this are still sketchy, we’ll probably never know what went on. But it appears that University of East Anglia-based CRU scientists may have sunk to depths even the greatest climate skeptics never imagined.

From: Phil Jones
To: mann@vxxxxx.xxx
Subject: WTF! WoW!
Date: Thu Jan 29 14:17:01 2008

Mike,

This whole situation is absurd! I'm a Resto and Balance Druid who's
cleared 4/5 ToGC 25 and 5/5 ToGC 10 with Insanity, Ulduar 10 all hard modes no algalon, and Ulduar 25 only Heartbreaker. Yet, nobody's picked me up for their guild!

P.S. Al called; wants more polar bear pics.

Cheers
Phil

Prof. Phil Jones
Climatic Research Unit Telephone +44 (0) xxxxx
School of Environmental Sciences Fax +44 (0) xxxx
University of East Anglia
Norwich Email p.jones@xxx.xxx
NR4 7TJ
UK
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From: Mike Mann
To: phil@vxxxxx.xxx
Subject: RE: WTF! WoW!
Date: Thu Jan 29 15:17:01 2008

Dude,

That sucks. I don't want to be rude, but I think people may have heard about that time you got pwned by that 14th-level Tauren Death Knight. Why don't you just erase that part of your character record? I showed you how to do that using the "character-tracker" trick. )" alt=")" class="middle" width="15" height="15" />

-Mike

P.S. Had Wanda (rrrrrr) photoshop a polar bear pic. Get this: The beast is standing on four different blocks of ice, one per foot!

Prof. Mike Mann
Climatic Research Unit Telephone +44 (0) xxxxx
School of Environmental Sciences Fax +44 (0) xxxx
University of East Anglia
Norwich Email mann@xxx.xxx
NR4 7TJ
UK

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From: Phil Jones
To: mann@vxxxxx.xxx
Subject: RE: RE: WTF! WoW!
Date: Thu Jan 29 16:17:01 2008

ROFL! Four pieces of ice! Mike, what's going on with Wanda? If I didn't "work" on the other side of the building, I'd be warming her oceans and polluting her climate, if you know what I mean. Heard she's a real 'berg.

-Phil

Prof. Phil Jones
Climatic Research Unit Telephone +44 (0)xxxxxx
School of Environmental Sciences Fax +44 (0) xxxxxx
University of East Anglia
Norwich Email p.jones@xxx.xx.xx
NR4 7TJ
UK

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From: Mike Mann
To: phil@vxxxxx.xxx
Subject: RE: RE: RE: WTF! WoW!
Date: Thu Jan 29 17:17:01 2008

Phil,

He he. Yeah, I'm just waiting for the right moment to pounce and then I'll do to her what Ed Begley Jr. did to that Big Mac I snuck into the Greanpeace conference.

-Mike

Prof. Mike Mann
Climatic Research Unit Telephone +44 (0) xxxxx
School of Environmental Sciences Fax +44 (0) xxxx
University of East Anglia
Norwich Email mann@xxx.xxx
NR4 7TJ
UK

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From: Phil Jones
To: mann@vxxxxx.xxx
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: WTF! WoW!
Date: Thu Jan 29 18:17:01 2008

-Phil

Prof. Phil Jones
Climatic Research Unit Telephone +44 (0)xxxxxx
School of Environmental Sciences Fax +44 (0) xxxxxx
University of East Anglia
Norwich Email p.jones@xxx.xx.xx
NR4 7TJ
UK

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From: Mike Mann
To: phil@vxxxxx.xxx
Subject: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: WTF! WoW!
Date: Thu Jan 29 19:17:01 2008

Homie, you don't know me. I arranged for a copy of my resume, credit report, AND physical to accidentally be left on her desk. I "manipulated the data" just a little bit. Let's just say that she might find me more attractive when she finds out I had strait Alphas at Oxford, have 1000*1000 pounds in the bank, and am hung like a polar bear.

-Mike

P.S.

I'm about to level up. Just use the temperature data from 1999 for the report. AP'll believe anything.

Prof. Mike Mann
Climatic Research Unit Telephone +44 (0) xxxxx
School of Environmental Sciences Fax +44 (0) xxxx
University of East Anglia
Norwich Email mann@xxx.xxx
NR4 7TJ
UK

The Organization of Humanity into World of Warcraft (OH-WOW) has called for the scientists' resignation. Wanda is unaware of the controversy.