Funnimetric

Tomorrow is the biggest shopping day of the year and I know that there are tens of people out there awaiting my advice before venturing forth. Well, here it is:

1. Try to get your Black Friday shopping in early. It might be a little more expensive, but you get your stuff earlier and avoid the long lines. I bought a printer last week, the 495CW for $99.00. I can get that same printer tonight for $89.00 and the higher-end model at Staples is now $99.00, but hey! err... it's in my bedroom right now, isn't it?

2. Always pay with a debit card and get cash back. That way, it doesn't feel like a purchase at all; it's like you're making money!

3. If you get there a little late and are far behind in the line, create a distraction, Scooby Doo-style. I'm having my son wear a hospital gown and go up and down the line, sneezing. Keep an eye out for meddling kids.

4. Remember that Black Friday isn't for your benefit. The economy depends on people buying things they don't need.

OK. Now, go out there and do your duty.

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