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Doesn't say much for their cropping skills.

The White House sees nothing funny about the security breach that allowed Joe Biden to enter Barack Obama's first official state dinner for Indian Prime Minister, Manmohan Singh.

The Secret Service held a press conference today:

"We're as shocked as anybody. We told the Vice-President that it was important that he go to his underground bunker and find waste and fraud in the stimulus spending. The 'solve the Iraqi crisis' bit was getting old. Anyways, we will be conducting a full investigation."

The Secret Service insisted that President was in no danger, as Joe Biden was on one of his "mellow highs."