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Oil industries scrambled to respond to the opening video from the Copenhagen conference (above) after being inundated with letters from distressed children begging the corporations to stop making stuff.

"We consider this a read threat," said Edison chairman, Peter Ludwig, as he looked down upon a throng of children, some covered in fake blood, others chained to power generators, while still others gathered their talking Barbies and PSPs and burned them in a huge pile. "I mean, when three-year-olds are going on hunger strikes, you can't just sit still."

Mr. Ludwig has released a video of his own, questioning the practicality of alternative energies, that he hopes will produce a business-friendly counter-hysteria: