Funnimetric

So, the little woman and I are watching Batman Begins:

Wife: So, what did the bat give him?

Me: Where's my coffee? Huh?

Wife: When they bit him. What did he get?

Me: Huh?

Wife: Can he hear like a bat or fly or something?

Me: [look at her quizzically]

Wife: The bats bit him. What can he do now?

Me: Are you seriously saying that you think Batman has super powers? He's just a guy. A highly trained guy with stuff. Excuse me, I need to go out for some cigs.

Wife: You smoke?

Me: I guess we're both learning new things about each other.

I haven't gone home yet. What should I do?

The Dark Knight (+ BD Live) [Blu-ray]

Batman Begins [Blu-ray]