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Netflix employee and gay prostitute, Roni Robards, claims that Idaho Senator Larry Craig approached him at an airport and asked him for advice on movie rentals. The following is from an Asymmetric phone interview:

So, I'm in a stall and I see this hand go up with a piece of paper. It said: 'What are the best movies in the "lifestyle" genre?' I thought it might be a cop so I left immediately.

I didn't think anything of it until I saw Larry Craig on TV. I said, 'Hey, I know that hand.' I couldn't stand that this man who's against gay marriage and gay rights went around soliciting advice on alternative movies- what a hypocrite!- so I went into his account and sure enough:

1. Funny Girl

Funny Girl

2. Top gun

Top Gun (Widescreen Special Collector's Edition)

3. The Mario Lopez story.

Follow up:

4. The UFC Championship 2006.

UFC Presents: The Ultimate Fighter, Season 1- Uncut, Untamed and Uncensored!

5. 300

300 (Two-Disc Special Edition)

6. Wizard of Oz

The Wizard of Oz (Three-Disc Collector's Edition)

7. History of Submarines- The Cold War Below.

Submarines: The Cold War Below

8. Moulin Rouge

Moulin Rouge! (Widescreen Edition)

9. Mary Tyler Moore Show Season One

The Mary Tyler Moore Show - The Complete First Season

10. Sound of Music:

The Sound of Music (Two-Disc 40th Anniversary Special Edition)

11. Phantom of the Opera.

The Phantom of the Opera [Blu-ray]

12. Oklahoma

Oklahoma! (50th Anniversary Edition)

13. Grease

Grease (Rockin' Rydell Edition)

14. Breakfast at Tiffany's

Breakfast at Tiffany's (Special Aniversary Collector's Edition)

15. Tarzan: Legend of Graystoke

Greystoke - The Legend of Tarzan

16. Mastering Gymnastics

Mastering Men's Gymnastics: Beginning Skills and Progressions

When asked to comment on the allegations, a spokesman Larry Craig acknowledged the existence of the queue and added, "Senator Craig loves classic American cinema. is that a crime? And he didn't intentionally get the "Rockin Rydell" edition of Grease. It was a mistake."