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Congratulations to Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela for her win in Miss Universe

Dayana Mendoza of Venezuela has been named the most beautiful girl in the universe, but not everybody is happy. A delegation from the Andromeda galaxy accuse pageant organizers of earth-centrism. Donald Trump of the Miss Universe pageant explains the Miss Universe position:

"We had them come in to try out. Remember, some of the non-earth contestants come from heavy-gravity planets. If you had seen these young ladies in the swimsuit portion, you'd know why we made the decision we did. And then there's the war-like planets. A lot of people don't want to hear how Miss Incectron's goal is to model... and collect the blood of inferior creatures from across the universe and bring it to her planet's supreme leader so that she can savor the taste of victory."

Grado, leader of the group, demanded, trough a translator, that if the pageant continues to discriminate, they should at least change the name to "Miss solar system 234235 of the Milky Way."

Miss nfaljdnfla of the planet asjdnfl complained that the Miss Universe pageant couldn't accommodate her tail for the evening gown portion.