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Obama addresses the troops.

Gaining inspiration from Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, Barack Obama plans to "raise an unbeatable army of the fallen" to go after "unscrupulous lenders, oil companies, forces of division in politics, supporters of Bush's failed policies, voices of the past, the hopeless, and Pakistan."

Obama will recruit the army by using his "healing powers to free the soldiers of their earthly obligations."

Obama says the unusual recruitment technique is necessary after the G.I. Bill enticing soldiers to leave the service.

Barack Obama will do away with the "Don't ask, Don't tell" policy in force since the time of Aragorn in the Battle of the Pelennor Fields

Addressing the troops, Obama began:

On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes — and I see many of them in the audience here today — our sense of patriotism is particularly strong.

The Lord of the Rings - The Return of the King (Platinum Series Special Extended Edition)