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Graphical representation of Obama cell phone.

Supporters were shocked to find that Obama left his grandmother off of his list of T-Mobile MyFaves or his "First Five." Commentators suggest that her reaction to a "aggressive" black pan handler made her too controvertial.

Making the list is:

1. William Ayers, unrepentant terrorist, casual dresser, dorm bull-session star, and Obama fundraiser. Obama intentionally mis-spelled his name with a "z" at the end because Obama said it was "more gangsta- pimpin' like Jay."

2. Reverend Jeremiah Wright ("Uncle J"), science ethicist, America judger, singer, contextualist.

3. Tony Rezco, helping hand, real estate guru, fashion plate, corruption monger.

4. Ted Kennedy (TWG or "Typical white guy"), party animal, anti-hero, more conservative senator than Barack Obama.

5. David Emerson, Canadian trade minister.

Another famous T-Mobile customer: Charles Barkley.

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From Michelle Malkin

...secular, afrocentric, liberal gun control advocates.

Let's see. So far he's gone after:

1. Whites, typical or otherwise.
2. The religious.
3. Gun Owners.
4. People who believe in physical manifestations of patriotism.
5. Colombians and Canadians.

And, by claiming that without his help they'd "fall prey" to people who wave papers with numbers in front of their face, the under-prepared homeowner (Really, anybody who thinks they can survive without Obama's direct intervention.).

To his credit, Obama hasn't, Kerry style, directly insulted the military. I don't recall any comments about midgets, the near-sighted, mustachioed women, or Iranian madmen either.