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Marcianito

Romney's up next after Obama. The relevant line here is:

Ignorado...No me salga...ni beba...ni fuma, ni sabe lo que es Cha Cha Cha.

"Ignored...Doesn't go out...doesn't drink... doesn't smoke, doesn't even know what Cha Cha Cha is.

It's Celia Cruz with Sonora Matancera for you first-timers.

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The second one also has the no bebe, ni fuma lines, but includes ni goza which means that he doesn't have fun and ni come which means that he doesn't eat. I don't know about fun, but you can ignore the part about eating. I confirmed with Huckabee that Mormons do, in fact, consume food. Don't mind the part about the rabo ("tail") too.

It's Celia again with the Sonora Matancera, but it's a merengue beat.

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