Tags: is obama qualified?

02/26/08

I just had to use this one. It's been burning a hole in my pocket for a week.

Obama talks about "The Audacity of Hope." That makes me laugh. I mean... wait for it... wait for it.

If anybody's got audacity, it's Obama!!!

Why? Who am I to question everyone's hope? He's marvelously charming, Harvard Educated, and what a smoothtalker. I would never trust him alone with my sister... If I had one.

Hope. Everyone loves hope. But why does Obama keep on bringing up hope?

Because he HOPES he'll be able to do the job of President, with essentially no relevent experience.

He HOPES we won't be attacked, and if we are...

He HOPES he'll know what to do.

But I have hopes too.

I HOPE he doesn't get elected.

If he does, I HOPE he doesn't totally mess up and make some sort of horrible mistake.... since he's talked about invading a nuclear country and having tea and crumpets with Ahmadinejad, a homicidal maniac who sent 20,000 kids walking into minefields during the Iran Iraq war.

I'll HOPE he doesn't pull a Carter.... But he's such a dove, I FEAR that he will. Isn't anyone listening to what he says?

Geez, I HOPE he loses. Because if he wins, I HOPE I'll be able to sleep.

(If anyone wants to criticize me, saying my opinion is based on race, know this. I'd feel similarly concerned about Huckabee or Edwards, two other politicians who would make me nervous as hell with their lack of foreign policy & military knowledge during these dangerous times.

Conversely, I'd feel pretty safe with Colon Powell. Now think whatever you want.)

Tags: is obama qualified?, the audacity of hope, the audacity of obama
By Matt Lipeles ( Email ), 11:55:19 pm, 276 words
PermalinkCategories: Uncategorized :: 3 comments »