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Best and Worst Movies of 2007: An Asymmetric view

12/31/07

Best Movies of 2007

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OK. I've seen about 1.5 movies per week (That means I've seen about 6 a month, not that I've walked out of half of them.) The criteria for choosing the best movies are that 1. I saw them and 2. I will see them again. Here's my list for the year:

1. Stardust

Good, but also one of those quality, feel-good, non-blockbusters that your friends appreciate as a recommendation. Good fantasy is more rare than comic-book movies, action, or drama.

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2. Superbad

Hilarious, gross, and moral. Moral? "Superego versus Id" deluxe.

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3. Three Hundred (300)

Straightforward action. The most novel visualization of combat since Lord of the Rings. More Six packs than a Circle K.

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4. Spiderman 3.

Not only the best comic-book movie this year. Perhaps the greatest one ever. Complex story. Long, but not boring.

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5. Elizabeth- Golden Age.

The best adult movie this year that you don't have to pay for by the minute.

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6. Night at the Museum

A funny movie with Robin Williams? No way. Way!

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7. Transformers

Mock me if you will. I've seen it three times and enjoy it more with each viewing. A better "Puff the Magic Dragon"/C-130 moment than Green Berets. (video here and below)

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8. I am Legend

Better than either the book or Omega Man.

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Richard Matheson's I Am Legend (Richard Matheson: Collected Stories) by Elman Brown

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The Omega Man

9. Ladron que Roba Ladron.

See how intellectual I am? I can watch movies in another language.

10. Awake!

A nice little thriller. Barely beat out American Gangster.

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Honorable Mention:

Shrek 3- The best movie money can buy; but, without inspiration.

Ratatouille- I didn't see it, but I'm sure it would have made the list.

I also didn't see the reputedly excellent Michael Clayton and Juno.

The Worst Movies of 2007

1. Redacted

A rare combination of poor quality and odious message. The only movie this year that might kill people.

2. Alien versus Predator: Requiem

The "cliff notes" version of How not to Make a Movie. A requiem for the career of everybody associated with this turkey.

3. Rush Hour 3

The worst buddy film since the footage of O.J. Simpson and A.C. Cowlings escaping in a Bronco (People with initials in their names tend to hang out together).

4. D-Wars

A Hyundai Excel-quality Korean dragon movie that makes no sense. Look out for Dragon versus Alien versus Predator.

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5. Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End

More boring than waiting in line for the ride with Disney's cryogenically frozen head.

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6. National Treasure: Book of Secrets

I'll let you in on something if you promise not to tell. Somewhere, there's a book with the most awful movie scripts of all time. Every once in a while, intrepid producers steal one and turn it into a major motion picture.

Is there an actor with a more uneven record than Nicolas Cage?

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7. Golden Compass

Finally, a movie for the 48 atheist children in America.

8. Delta Farce

Garrison's Keillor's view of southerners vindicated. Makes you want to start reconstruction over again.

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9. Fantastic Four: The Silver Surfer's Rise

The bronze standard of superhero movies.

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10. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium (Mr. Somebody's something Whateverium)

Half of the movie chronicles the dying of somebody annoying. It's not good to think "die already" during a children's movie.

By nguirado ( Email ), 09:46:50 pm, 538 words
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