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Movie Review: The eye with Jessica Alba
02/05/08
I can't wait for Obama to rescind Bush's executive forcing the American movie industry to remake every Asian horror movie beginning with an article and cast Jessica Alba in 25% of all new American releases.
The premise of The Eye is that a transplanted organ, in this case an eye (a nose would have been funnier), can cause the recipient to perceive what the donor did. Or, "does" since the dead person won't rest until Sydney Wells (The progressively less-fresh Jessica Alba. I predict a JLovian fate for her.) does something for her- the old "unfinished business" business.
The Cell (New Line Platinum Series)
Sydney, by the way, is a blind musician who starts seeing visions after doctors swap her corneas for those from a troubled Mexican girl with the gift (curse) of seeing dead people. Dr Paul Faulkner (Alessandro Nivola) falls in love with her. The Eye doesn't make it clear why, but it's probably because she looks like:
If you think about it, you've made your first mistake. If you just want to see things jump at you, it might be OK.
Message/Politics:
I don't think we need to worry about China overtaking us in movie originality anytime soon.
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3 comments
I thought this movie was great!although in the scene when Jessica Alba goes to the Chinese Restaurant that was already blown up, how come didn't the director think about the fact that they kill chickens there? and make chicken Ghost appear?
by the way, me and many other Heterosexuals like myself would agree that Jessica alba (in slang terms) is smokin' hot! why didn't they put a naked scene? or a sex scene? why didn't she have sex with that guy that never believed her? or at least when she was getting dressed in the shower i think the director should've considered to show a little side-boob. You know, something to enlighten our spirits in our penises 
Pretty pretty Jessica Alba. But she should smile more often. 
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