Movie and Television Reviews

1. Same old stuff: Assassinations, moles, nuclear weapons, torture. I love it! I wish it could be on every night.

2. Elisha Cuthbert looks a little better than at the end of last year. My wife is worried about her skin.

3. Jack sure recovered quickly from a 30-minute beating. No marks!

4. I think the Iran-like "Republic" and Russia plot is fairly realistic. The Islam-Caucasian (from the Caucasus, no less) axis should defuse criticisms of racism.

5. The cutting off of the hand was legitimately shocking. I hope they show her as an example of how officials should not be tough.