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In the beginning of Bangkok Dangerous, the Nicolas Cage character, Joe, goes over his four assassin rules. They resemble those in most dishonorable codes: "There is no wrong and right," "don't care about anybody," etc. (I wonder if it's based on some un-Natural Law. Maybe, it's Ayn Rand.). To those four, Cage seems to add his own, fifth, rule: "Never turn down a role no matter how un-challenging to the actor or how weak the script."

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Joe is an assassin in Bangkok to ply his trade. He enlists the help of Kong (Shahkrit Yamnarm). Nicolas also falls in love with a deaf girl (In the original Chinese film, Joe himself is deaf.). He teaches Kong assassin tricks like how to shoot watermelons and look in mirrors (Actually, the glass reflection part was pretty cool.).

The story continuously prompts the question, "so what?" As in: Who's Joe? Why should I care about him? Why should I care that the person he doesn't kill remain alive? Is he on drugs? If he is, why doesn't the script deal with it- you know, to develop the character or something?

Cage is in serious mode throughout the film- I think I saw one smile and maybe one other emotion. No acting, however. The training montage is weaker than Team America's. The action is unimaginative (One chase resembles the boat scene in the James Bond film, The Man with the Golden Gun.). The slap fight- martial arts scene looks like one of the bunnies in The Girls Next Door taking a self-defense class. Romantically, I think more sparks flew between Spitzer and ho #7 than Cage and his foreign conquest.

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BD itself looks and sounds like somebody dropped the film can underwater. I thought I was watching one of the camcorder movies we'd buy from the Iraqis outside of the base.

For a movie based in Thailand and featuring one of its many "tourist destinations," BD was strangely "uninteresting" from a male perspective.

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The bottom line is that I was bored and you will be too.

Politics/Message:

The message reminds me of those in "artistic" comic books: Ethical nihilism. Cage does something "good" or, at least, restrains himself from doing something "bad" for no reason except an emotional attachment, but then does something very non-life affirming at the end. This must be what passes for moral reflection amongst bourgeois, middle class rebels.

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